Deep Truth #5 : All Women Want Attention. BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN ALL WOMEN WANT ATTENTION FROM YOU! Women only want attention form people they deem important to them.

Case in Point: Spring

This season it's thongs and hiphugger. WHY WEAR ANYTHING AT ALL?

The young ladies here on campus are being notice by the young men, but freak when the old coots ( over 30 ) look in their general direction.

Last year it was body jewelry.

Late 1990s it was Tatoos

Early 1990s it was Short skorts

Late 1980s it was tanlines

Early 1980's it was terry cloth shorts

I figure by 2030 it will be a couple spashes of body paint