Female Body Image and Crotch Space

The latest unattainable goal for women is a "thigh gap".   Someone got it into their head that the only women who is desirable is so thin she has daylight between where her leg join her crotch.  Really!  Who thinks this stuff up?!?!  Certain not any guy I know.  I spend enough time patching up the self esteem of the High Priestess and Technowitch to not have one more thing to worry about.

Ladies, and I can only speak for myself, the last thing on my mind is weather or not you have a thigh gap.  I would still have sex with you, if you gave me half a chance.

I think all of this crap is thought up by a bunch of poeple trying to sell more products to women by convincing them they are not good enough.  Someone comes up with a new crazy concept of beauty and then touts that as the gold standard.   An unreachable star or impossible dream that when it looks as if some women are actually capleable of attaining the new chic, the goal changes to some other feature that you have little or no chance to do something about.  WHY?!?  Do you think a man will not look at you unless you smell right, look right, sound perfect, or wear the right clothes?  Bullshit!

Ladies, hear are some simple truths:

1.  Women are more crictal of each other than men.  Women tend to see all the negative about each other and nitpick.  Men usually just notice the one feature they like and stick with it.  Typically, it's the big three: breast, butt, and race.  And it is NOT all about size either!  Yes, a lot of guys like big breasts but not all.  Some men like big butts, others prefer an apple bottom, or none at all.  For some guys it's all about the race.  I knew a white male doctor who only liked Asian women.  He finally married a nice lady from China.   Ignore the Media, and the other women who say you need to change.

2. American socitey tends to push the young, blond, blue-eyed nymph as the ideal of beuaty and most desirable.  Once again, unless you been given the genes from someplace where it snow 6 months out of the year you are out of luck.  Are not all the traits: Blond and Blue Eyes recessive?  Meaning there are all rare anyway.  I think someone is just fucking with you ladies.  The game is rigged so most of the women out there try and strive for look they can never reach.

3.  If you don't have the one thing a guy wants, move on.  This is the hardest point for women to understand.  If the guy you are interested in has a thing for redheads, then there is not alot you can do about that.  He may not notice you and continue chasing that redhead harlot in the cubicle next to you.  Yes you can dye your hair, but do you rally want to do that for the rest of your life to please him?  Besides, if the man is of any quality he will eventually look past his fetish and see all the other great qualities you have.  (Aside:  If you happen to be a guy who is a controlling turd bucket who talks about your weight all the time, leave him!  He's a douchbag!)

I Have a question? What makes someone gay?

I ask because it seem in Senator Craig's case, that his bathroom habits are landing him on the Gay side of life. It does seem to matter that he has a wife and kids. I only ask because doesn't that make him not Gay but Bisexual?

The American public seems to have a problem with the spaces in between. You are either gay or straight, black or white, up or down. Basically, what seems to be shoved down our collective throat is more than one time with a same sex partner and you are gay period. It doesn't matter if you been with the other sex. I think this is more true for men than women. Men have to be Gay or Straight. If they are married or have a girlfriend...well they are just in denial. Women seems to be allowed the option of being bisexual. Maybe that's because in a male dominated society Males just can't stand the thought of attractive women saying "no" to them for the love of another women.

Just a thought...

Women how do a Clothe You!

OK, OK … I’ll admit it. I have a thing for curvy women. Rubenesques, Zaftig, Voluptuous, Ghetto Booty, Apple Bottom, BBW. What ever you want to call it I’m there! I told the High Priestess it doesn’t matter to me; I love any shape you take. Please, Please…Let me buy you something! Which usually leave someone in a sea of tears and me thinking “What the F*ck did I do now?” How do I correct it without using the secret weapon of Dark Chocolate?

I always like trying to make women look their best in a non-fashion-designer–completely-straight-Heterosexual-male-kind-of way. I think I am pretty schooled in all the tricks of women’s clothing. I know for a fact all the plus size catalogs has a nasty habit of modeling their wears on women who are a size 12 or 14, but the shop only stocks for 16 or higher. A fact I know is upsetting to a lot of women. Kind of like me buying my clothing based on some guy with a deep tan. HA! That Works! HA!

So I’m off to the store with money burring a hole in my pocket. I have sizes, colors and styles in my head! I go to a place in the Jordan Creek Mall called Torrid. Kind a of Lane Bryant meets Hot Topic meets Fashion Bug. The good little Astrophysicist in me has a sea of numbers in my head. I’m looking for 18, 20, 22, 24 etc. Still working past the whole even numbers only thing. I find some things I like and I check the tags.

“WTF”

I see 0, 1, 2, and 3 …

Just when I thought I had everything figured out they change the rules. The nice saleslady at Torrid explains that their system starts at 0 for a size 16 and goes up from there. Ok I’m just a man, but are you really fooling anyone by doing this?

Ok. I get past that. Now I have to deal with bust sizes, hips and a whole bunch of stuff I did not think of. I leave the store dazed and confused. I’m thinking I just need to drag the HP to the store and let hear just go on a shopping spree. Which is probably for the best because even by some miracle I have the sizes right, I’m sure I will have miss the colors and matching portion of the test.