Ok normally this might go somewhere else but I'll put it here.

I'm at the mall the other day and Some 20ish Coed is in front of me in the check out line. She is wearing a halter top (yellow), very short showing her belly ring and the tattoo across the small of her back. The Tattoo has some black flame design that plunges and point straight down her back to the pale yellow thong she is wearing. How do I know she has a thong? Because of the cut-off hiphugger sweat barely cover it and her butt. If that didn't get your attention the "hawkeyes" logo plastered across her butt checks sure did.

I'm a Dog.. I looked... I'm human ... Don't poke the bear. Don't throw raw meat at Pavlov's dog and expect him NOT to drool.

Everything about this woman is screaming "PLEASE LOOK AT MY ASS AND NOTICE ME", but she looked disgusted at me, the guy on cash register, and several other nearby males. WHY?!?!? I guess we weren't the kind of men ( or women ...I can be fair ) she wanted attention from.