Ladies please.....I'm begging you. If you don't want some middle-aged black guy staring at your chest. STOP PUTTING SOMETHING TO READ THERE!

I really like reading t-shirts. I like a good joke or cartoon as much, if not more, as the next guy. But Ladies, especially YOU with the DD cups. Limit your clothing to a sweatshirt or t-shrit with one or two words: A school name, Product name, or something like that. having a t-shirt that says "Hello, I'm your boyfriend's next girlfriend" or "Arms are for hugging, not hurting. Support world peace". By the time I finish reading that I've spent far too much time staring where i probably shouldn't. Makes me feel like a leach. Not that I'm a prude, but DON"T POKE THE BEAR.

In the same vein....

Last year I had a coed student wearing a Abercrombie & Fitch T-shirt in class. It was a one size too small tight t-shirt with the collar cut about six inches down in front. I asked her did she buy the shirt and then cut it like that. She told me she had bought the shirt, cut front and all, for $30. I can't believe that! Heck, I'll dye a tshirt any color you want and cut it like a bikini for $5. Reminds me of the pre-wash jeans with the torn and ragged holes in them you could buy for $30-$60 in the 1990's. I didn't get it then and I don't get it now.

And if my daughter asks for any of that stuff, a vein will just pop in my head.