OK OK OK ...I should be in Church and Mowing my Lawn!

A Joke.

My buddy Dave's wife decides to take him out to a strip club for his birthday.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh, no, " says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
The pick a seat near the back, and as soon as they are seated, a waitress waves and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says, "How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Are you ready for your special table dance, big boy?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and stops her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."