More thoughts on "Hero"

Jet Li kicks Ass! did you know he has to learn his line phonetically becuse he doesn't speak English.

I like the Color pallettes for the story and the twist in the plot.

Red for the victorious Lie
Blue the Emperior Version of events
White for the true Story
Green for the Memory parts

It was just cool! I have to get this for my DVD collection!


OK Now for the Rest of the Story... Driving Home form "Hero'

I almost ran over 75 people on the way home. It was like play Death Race 2000 or Carmagedon. ( A Very old video game )
I should have know better not to go downtown IC after the Iowa/Iowa State game, but I really wanted to see "Hero" before it stop playing. ( I gotta go to best Buy and buy that Wall to Wall Plasma Screen TV) . After the movie, I pulling out of the parking garage and there are several groups of drunken people miling about. One group in front of me has eight people. I stop so i don't run them over. Four of them move to the left side of the lane, and three move to the right , leaving a 45 year old woman standing in the middle with a "deer in the headlights" look. She is Totally buzzed, just disorinnated and staring at my car like I was a figment of her imagination. Fortunately, one of her group leads her off the roadway. Next, driving down Burlington pass the frat houses and poeple are falling in the street off the curb. Sex crazed boys chasing girls in short skirts for the next 10 blocks. All of them just walk riight out in the middle of the street. They don't see the cars, all they guys see are the skirts, thongs and clevage. I could have hit half a dozen without even trying.


In the Black Man's Kryptonite Department

Adding to the mix of drunken pedesterians. Hot young Druken coed wearing next to nothing! Ladies I GIVE UP. You Got me. You evil temptresses... Wearing Short skirt that barely cover your butt, and the thong underneath! Tight Tshrit and tank tops showing your ample clevage. You Got ME. I'm Looking, Starring, and driving off the road. Ladies if wear that stuff. I'm going to explode. You win, I give up. I'm going to picture you with your breast covered with whipped cream and picturing myself licking it off. I'm picturing your butt covered with warm carmel and butterscotch sauce and watching it run down your thighs. PLEASE CAN I LICK IT OFF!

I am SOOOOOOO going to fire in HELL. It will be me and President Cater on the Satan's Geogre Foreman's Grill.