From the "PHAT" big booty desk in the Black Man's Krytonite Dept.

I told you of a plan to get the ladies in the front office to add five pounds of backside by semesters end. Well, It worked beyond my wildest dreams and I didn't have to anything. I love when I plan comes together. Of course I had alot of help for the past month people have been bringing in treats for the holidays. Today someone left a big tin of butter cookies. Last week someone brought in Pumpkin Pie, Pecan Pie and Apple Pie.

WHAT GOD DID I PLEASE!