WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING FOR THE PAST MONTH?!?

Cleaning my rental house. I've kicked out the former tenant. Actually I choose not to renew their rental agreement. I should have done that two years ago. How can you Fuck Up a place that you live in?!?! So I've been cleaning, patching, painting and fixing everything that is wrong with the house. The list is extensive and when I have someone's ball in a sling I'll talk about it.

I will say this. I've found pennies in every possible place you can imagine in a house: under rugs, in the air ducts, on the roof, in the lawn, behind the stove, in the rock garden. The total is about 5 dimes, 4 nickels and over 175 pennies. WTF! Pennies scattered around the house as if the tenant could not be bother to pick up their spare change.

Some people should just be beaten with sticks and forced to live in caves.