Remember those little writing pads the crews in Star Trek would walk around with, or bulky clipboard for all you Classic Trek fans? Well I got one, It's an iPad Mini.
Remember when Worf needed a new backbone and they grew one for him? Well, we are now at the point where we can grow kidneys, use cadaver bone for repairs, or regenerate shattered bone.
And those greasy fast computers on the starship? You can now buy a quantum computer from D-wave.
How Fucking cool is that?!?
Good Thing! we don't have true Holodeck technology, Because that would end the human race. Do you remember LaForge lost in romance or Lister hanging out with the bad girl in the trashy detective novel? Maybe it's just me but if you give me a magic box where I could spend all day with (and the List is Long Folks): Handfuls of Movie Starlets, Several Porn Stars, Many High School sweethearts, A Plethora College Crushes, and Too numerous to count Random hot women I've met on the street and who would not give me the time of day!
Yeah go ahead and use your quantum computer for speech recognition, code breaking, and breakthroughs in Astrophysics. Mine is providing the best 3d, five senses, experience with the women of my dreams and nightmares. Yes! I'm 48 and I'm that shallow.
Of Course, the clean up of my personal holosuite is a bit of a chore.
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