A REPOST FROM MY OTHER BLOG


Monday Jan. 26, 2004
6:29:26 AM CST
Feeling: Loopy
Hearing: Craid David - Can't Be Messing 'round

Spend Time with Your Woman

Guys Spend Time with your WOMEN!

For you lucky enough to have a woman who will tolerant your existence, Do the following: Spend some time with her.

Let me Tell you a Deep Truth!

Your Wife, girlfriend, mistress, significant other, or women you occasionaly have sex with want you to notice them and spend time with them. THIS NEXT POINT IS IMPORTANT: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU ARE DOING - ALL YOUR LADY KNOWS IS THAT YOU AREN"T SPENDING TIME WITH HER!

It doesn't matter that you are saving lives by doing open heart surgery on third world orphans. If you aren't around to hold her on Friday Night ( or any other day of the week) you are going to hear about it! All she knows is you ARE NOT Spending time with HER!

You Could be saving the Planet from certain DOOM ( Ebola, Alien Invasion, Earthquake, or the Apocalypse) ALL SHE KNEW IS SOMETHING IS TAKING YOU AWAY FROM HER!

Think about that next poker night, when you are wondering if you should go home or play another hand with the boys. ( or Playing Video Games --- "I'll be up dear, just let me clear this one level of ZOMBIES FROM HELL". )




5:44:56 AM CST
Feeling: Frustrated
Hearing: My Town by Montgomery Gentry

Playing Monopoly


I love my son! It also apprears he has Luck in buckets, the complete opposite of me. I hate any game that relies on good die rolling. He hit every payday in Chance and Community Chest. I hit every Tax and Pay Card in Chance and Community Chance. Went to jail 3 times, Paid income taxes twice, Didn't land on a single railroad or utilites: All in 5 trips around the board. I hit the Free parking bonus once, but IT WAS ALL MY MONEY ANYWAY!

Go Figure! Anything I do that is really important to me that relies on luck I fail miserably. ONLY STICK TO GAMES OF PURE SKILL and LITTLE LUCK. Unless their are ways to stacks the odds in your favor.