Wednesday, April 28, 2004

Deep Truth #8

Women are much more judgemental on themselve and each other than men are.


Ladies, you are not too fat, too skinny, too small breasted, too large breast....etc....etc

You look fine. Most guy have a very short list in what the like or find desirable in women ( or Men, trying not to be bias). Usually there are only one or two things we are looking for in a relationships or just being with you. It's only women who spend there time looking at others people's socks, shoes, skrit, hair style, personality, etc...etc...

Ladies, YOU ARE FINE!... Stop reading Vouge, Cosmo, Ladies' Home Journal, and every other magazine that claims to know the Male Psyche. Knowing a Man is simple: He him want he needs. Usually it's basics, Food, Sex, Sleep, and maybe something else that varies with the man.

Two Quotes sum it up:

From Dave Chappelle ( From his Stand up act) : How to make a man Happy: Suck his D***, Play with his Balls, fix him a Sandwich, and Don't talk so Damn much.

From Rosanne Barr: (from her TV show) When asked how she was going to get her TV husband in a better mood before telling him thier kids had wrecked the car. She reponded " I don't have time to get him licquor-up, have sex with him and make him smores..."


As crude as these two comments are there is a grain of truth.

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