Deep Truth #9

Men are Bears with furnature.

I don't care what color the sofa is. I don't care if the kitchen Curtain match the wallpaper. I definately, don't about the color of the paint in the bedroom or the color of the sheets on the bed. ALL MY Favorite activities in the bedroom have nothing to do with the color scheme. I don't sleep with my eyes open, so the wall can be painted bright green. I only care about the color because YOU care and I want to make sure you are happy. The Happier you are, the better the chances I get to do some of my other favorite activites in the Bedroom, Kitchen, Dining room, upstair hallway, basement behind the furnace......etc...etc...

I don't care if the house is messy as long as I can still use the room for what I what , and don't have to spend to much time looking for the TV remote, my car keys, the dog, or whatever I'm interested in finding.