From the Black Man's Kryptonite Dept. and World Domination Dept.

AN Evil Scheme:

I like women with curves. I can't stand thin skin and bones dizzy blondes. I mean you might as well date young boys. (I would never do that, but to me thin women are like prepubescent boys.)

The Ladies in the front office are all on diets and complain about how fat the are, but they always have food in their break room. (cookies, cakes, pies, halloween candy...etc) Personally, They look fine to me. So as a personal goal and evil pet project I'm going to get them to gain 5 to 10 pounds by the end of the semester. The best part is they will do it willingly and by themselves. (Que Evil Music followed by Sir Mix-a-lot's Baby got back. )

This week I left a bag of Hershey's Carmel filled Chocolate Kisses in the break room.