Once again the clock is ticking and I 'm think about death. In particular, Where am I going to end up. Maybe I could handle being buried but on cold days like this it just seems to cold to the frozen planes on Dante's Hell and it just seems lonely. My Wife tells me she won't visit my grave to often because that's not healthy and I know my kids won't be caught dead there. Creamation sound too scary for me, to close to the fires of hell. The is the one hope that my ashes will get scattered and recycled some how. Most of the Carbon Dioxide being used by a plant. Or my ashes might be sitting to the shelf, and be next over and used as cat litter. In a more bizarre twist I could be drunk as coffee by my grandkids!

Maybe I'll do this. A company called LifeGEM will take your cremated ashes and turn you into a diamond! Something for my kids to wear! With my luck I'll be a belly button ring in my great-granddaughter's navel.