Sunday, March 20, 2005

Deep Truth #3 Women and Men lived in two seperate yet overlapping realities.

Guy write this down, take note and remember it for the rest of yours days. Your life is fundementally different from the way women perceive the universe. When you have that argument over what shade of blue to paint the bathroom. Remember this she CAN tell the difference between Coneflower, cerulean, and Periwinkle. Women perceive colors different than men. Guys you are using a 16 bit PCI graphics card, and she is using a 64 bit, liquid cooled, AGPx8 with more bandwidth than a 8 lane superhighway. Ladies forgive us. It really does look like blue paint.

Secondly, Women feel pain differently than men. Women have a lower threshold for pain. Which mean they feel discomfort sooner. It also mean the endorphins kick in sooner which gives them a higher tolerance for pain. Guys remember that next time you try to pass a basketball. Personally, I think all this lead to the fact women get most sensation from their skin. Wearing silk does wonders for a lady's disposition. Why? Because while you are stand there at the State Fair thinking "It's a little hot out here". She's thinking this is awful,it's hot, my underwear is riding too high, there is sweat rolling down my back, my feet hurt from stand on them all day, and if I don't get a deep fried chocolate covered twinkie I'm gonna scream!" (OK, I added the twinkie part)

Thirdly, the Hot and Cold thing. The Human Male is designed to bleed heat like a sieve. While the Human female is design to retain heat. Which mean guys in a blizzard you freeze to death first. Sorry dudes. Women have thin extra layer of fat underneath the layers of skin. This helps them hold heat. The nerves that detected heat, cold and temperature are above this layer and close to the skins. What does this mean? She feels cold "all the time" and you feel warm to her because you're bleeding heat. That's why she puts cold body parts on you whenever she can. (2:30 AM in bed cold feet, enough said) The downside to this insulation is when the temperature gets hot, women overheat very easily. So guys remember that and get her a cold drink when it's 90+ F(30+ C).

Fourth Point: Women have a better sense of smell. Women can actually tell genetic differences by smell. Guys try going light on the aftershave. Try using very light scents. You may not smell them, but she will pick them up right away.

What does all this mean? Take all this stuff and mix it together, and you can start to understand why the women in your life act so differently than what you expect. Women are in a totally different universe.

Guys the reason you don't get laid is because she is constantly sorting through thousands of stimuli you can't even perceive. When she first met you, She noticed the color of your hair, eyes, shirt, pants, saw that grease stain you were trying to hide (under the mustard stain), the scent of your aftershave, the scent of roses you didn't bring, the scent of coffee burning in the next door neighbor's flat and heaven know what else.


What does this mean for you ladies out there? When dealing with men keep it simple. You showing up in a burlap bag is enough for him. You may need the world from him, but all he needs from you is a "yes".


I'll proof this tomorrow.

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