Funnel Cakes are Evil.
Curly Fries are Evil.
Cotton Candy is Evil.
Saltwater Taffy is Evil.
Onion Rings are Evil.
Riding a device that spins, dips and whirls with lots of G-force on a full tummy. PURE EVIL.
Puking on the pimpled-face teenager running the ride from hell. Priceless and Fun.
Yep. That sums up the family summer pilgrimage to Adventureland.
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The High Priestess - My Wife - The love of my life and friend of 27 years
Technotaz - My oldest son - 21 going on grumpy old man. He is a Senior at Iowa State.
Technowiz - Youngest son - 20 going on "Hi, how you doing?" Technowiz is a junior at the University of Northern Iowa.
Technowitch - My Daughter - 16 - My Only Daughter get your hands off of her! She cheerleads at City High and is full of teenage angst.About Me
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- "We are dreamers, shapers, singers, and makers. We study the mysteries of laser and circuit, crystal and scanner, holographic demons and invocations of equations. These are the tools we employ, and we know many things. Fourteen words to make someone fall in love with you forever, seven words to make them go without pain, how to say goodbye to a friend who is dying, how to be poor, how to be rich, how to rediscover dreams when the world has stolen them from you." - Elric the Technomage
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