It’s Not Porn, It’s Tivo

Okay, It’s 7AM and I’m in my robe watching my TiVo in my home office. The door is closed. A knock and my wife enter. I pause the TiVo because I’m a sensitive guy trying to devote my full and undivided attention to my wife’s presence. She glances at the television, then at me in my robe, then back to the television. Her eyes grow wide.

On the screen are a male midget (PC: Little Person) and a super hot lady (Non Little Person) in a black bra and panties. They are both in bed in a cheap hotel room. He has the “Oh” expression on his face and she has a big smile.

My wife slowly turns around and leaves.

“It’s NOT what you think!” I yell running after her. “Yeah, right.”

The show is called “Threshold”. I’m watching the four shows my TiVo has recorded. The Little person is Arthur Ramsey (played by Peter Dinklage). Ramsey is a brilliant mathematician, linguist, and quite the ladies’ man. The episode is called “Vigilante”. I happened to pause about 5 minutes into the program. What a time to pause!