The High Preistess was riding Technowiz pretty hard to finish his high school homework. His assignment was writing a US senator about an issue he was concerned about. After an hour of bugging, Technowiz, finally snapped and just wrote down something to get "MOM" off his back. This is what he came up with:

Dear Senator Grassley,

My name is Technowiz. I am 14 and live in Iowa City.
I think that the war in Iraq has gone on long enough and that we should pull out our troops before anymore of them die, We should nuke the whole country. BOOM! I'm pretty sure they 'd be more than happy to share their oil then. :)

Thnx, sincerely urs
TECHNOWIZ

After the high Priestess blew a gasket, Technowiz wrote a letter to Chuck Grassely about his concerns on Ethanol.