Wednesday, June 26, 2013

Female Body Image and Crotch Space

The latest unattainable goal for women is a "thigh gap".   Someone got it into their head that the only women who is desirable is so thin she has daylight between where her leg join her crotch.  Really!  Who thinks this stuff up?!?!  Certain not any guy I know.  I spend enough time patching up the self esteem of the High Priestess and Technowitch to not have one more thing to worry about.

Ladies, and I can only speak for myself, the last thing on my mind is weather or not you have a thigh gap.  I would still have sex with you, if you gave me half a chance.

I think all of this crap is thought up by a bunch of poeple trying to sell more products to women by convincing them they are not good enough.  Someone comes up with a new crazy concept of beauty and then touts that as the gold standard.   An unreachable star or impossible dream that when it looks as if some women are actually capleable of attaining the new chic, the goal changes to some other feature that you have little or no chance to do something about.  WHY?!?  Do you think a man will not look at you unless you smell right, look right, sound perfect, or wear the right clothes?  Bullshit!

Ladies, hear are some simple truths:

1.  Women are more crictal of each other than men.  Women tend to see all the negative about each other and nitpick.  Men usually just notice the one feature they like and stick with it.  Typically, it's the big three: breast, butt, and race.  And it is NOT all about size either!  Yes, a lot of guys like big breasts but not all.  Some men like big butts, others prefer an apple bottom, or none at all.  For some guys it's all about the race.  I knew a white male doctor who only liked Asian women.  He finally married a nice lady from China.   Ignore the Media, and the other women who say you need to change.

2. American socitey tends to push the young, blond, blue-eyed nymph as the ideal of beuaty and most desirable.  Once again, unless you been given the genes from someplace where it snow 6 months out of the year you are out of luck.  Are not all the traits: Blond and Blue Eyes recessive?  Meaning there are all rare anyway.  I think someone is just fucking with you ladies.  The game is rigged so most of the women out there try and strive for look they can never reach.

3.  If you don't have the one thing a guy wants, move on.  This is the hardest point for women to understand.  If the guy you are interested in has a thing for redheads, then there is not alot you can do about that.  He may not notice you and continue chasing that redhead harlot in the cubicle next to you.  Yes you can dye your hair, but do you rally want to do that for the rest of your life to please him?  Besides, if the man is of any quality he will eventually look past his fetish and see all the other great qualities you have.  (Aside:  If you happen to be a guy who is a controlling turd bucket who talks about your weight all the time, leave him!  He's a douchbag!)


2 comments:

Amanda said...

The biggest reason I would want a thigh gap is so that I could stop having to patch my jeans. Thighs rub, it's uncomfortable, and it wears holes in my pants! :P

Technomage said...

Always nice to hear from you Amanda :)