
Closest I ever come to this is when I get a chance to depressurize after each semester. I get 3 week to sitting around home in my underwear, order pizza, play video games, read, and watch porn. (It would be really nasty porn, the kind with a goat, two midgets and lime green Jello.) Is that too much information?
Why am I in this mood? Because grading Finals rots your brain. I really hate grading, not because it’s time consuming, or difficult judging people’s work. It when you get crap from a student that makes the whole evaluation process sucks. I was grading one exam and you could tell this person had no clue about anything. I was beginning to wonder if he was in the same class with me all this semester. He looked like he was listening, but the hamster is dead and it’s corpse is flopping around in the wheel. I giving away points any little thing I can find so I don’t have to put a big ZERO on his paper. The sad thing is there were several other students who got “A”s and I tried to make this final easy compared with the midterm exams. It makes me just want to write on the exam booklet: “GO HOME, find a job digging ditches.”
OH… but it gets better. I have several students from Canada. One of them told me the grading scale goes something like this: 100 – 83 is an “A”, 82 – 67 is a “B” and 66-50 is a “C”. 50% is passing! WTF!
Oh even better… I finished grading one class and scored the final, the course grades are turned in to the Dean. The next day I have student turn in several assignments that are weeks overdue. Why the hell would you do that? I suspect that these students saw their final grade online and decide they would try and save themselves by turning in something for all those zeros behind their names in my gradebook.
Then there are the students who never turn anything in, don’t show up for class, fail the final, and get pissed because clearly it’s somehow my fault. The best part is some of these clowns have been in the same class before and this is their third time taking the course.
We now have dorms on campus. Some of my students live 500 feet from the door of my classroom. You would think they would be and the first ones to class everyday. NOPE! I had one person who was constistly late by five minutes. What an ASS!
I no longer wonder why teacher go nuts and get burned-out.
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